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Monday, January 02, 2006
hello 2006 test tube babies!
well hello hello hello. let me welcome you chicks and dudes to the year 2006. let us all say a prayer to that the year will turn out fabbb. no bombings, no terrorism, no hate, no what-so-everrrr.... just PEACE. its like hae yo niggs peace out brah, or like the hippie peace man let';s all just trip and have a massive orgy as it's a force of nature. the world is fuct. who knows what the 20 somethingth century will turn out for us? what century are we in anyway? it's like how flower power came then left said hello to punk swimming in the sex pistols and the ramones where vintage wear became fashion then came the weird 80's where big peroxide hair and shoulder pads with weird loud colors and triangles were fashion that were considered the bomb to animal prints. jesus. nuff sed, i'm like scaring myself. i'd say 2005 was pretty shit. couldave gone way better. the only th9ing that was probably great is khalid. and my holiday from miri to kl - thailand - kl. thailand was awesome. went diving and captian cruiser's boat is just the bomb as the underwater toilet rocked my world. other than that we were supposed to see killer sharks but i think the killer whales ate them and no sharks for us to see. nu years at planet hollywood was great. the band rocked my pantyliners. so did the audience. hmmm. my audience, ahahahhaha. everytyhing else is just anus skin. i hate thinking it makes me more confused. i need a cigarette. like holaaaaa. incase you haen't noticed, ALL HAIL TO BULU for she has returned to the blog and said a little something after being missing for oh so long which worried our wee group of readers and friends. wait. what readers? let's just celebrate anyway. my dad's got 10 years old tuak left in the storeroom and i'm thinking a robbery? and because of you readers, you have shaped me to the person i am today. here are my new year's resolutions; 1) i will decide to go pop and hardcore hip hop and abandon the rock and punk and the alternative and the metal scene goodbye. cheah and like smoking is that easy? hahaha. okay just one for now. any more and i';ll be sure to let myself know. not that it'll work out but this is fucking amusing. and aside from it being a new year it is also my one year anniversary with khalid. happy one year my love. well it was yesterday?was it? its the 1st janu. at about approx 1:20 AM. hahahaha. okay ATTENTIOUN TUAN2 dan PUAN2. i would like a job. a really good one and pay me alot please. SOMEONE FOR buddha's sake. hook me up with a good one. if so, its one year of my face. =)) you wo'yt regret althougfh if you do i may be a tempo uni drop out but fuck dat shit do i look as if i care about it? long live rock and roll radio. buy condoms from the bodyshop and support the aids foundation. that's hippie.
Friday, November 25, 2005
hi
omfg. im really sorry. hi nicola. i love you cow. HAHAHAHAHA. yes, ive been going to studios. btw, i am officially living in brunei. it's been 4 months. fucking hell. that long aye. hahaha. i am now a freelance emcee and um a singer. HAHAHA. SAD NON? i swear there's nothing to do here for god fuckin sakes. next big thing, i iz hosting for the Dewa concert on the 3rd december 2005. Next saturday nite. Yg keluar allowance and etc atu, DATANG AH. KALAU INDA, JAGA KAMU!! haha. gila im so malay n0w. now that i wasnt. im jst extremely malay now. so yes, i know i am jual-ling my no. here but nic, my no. is 8640816. i no see u in brunei eh hari atu. cow u. mwahs. bah. have fun ppl. <3
Monday, November 14, 2005
hello blogger.com
dear blog, i am so bored that i am just so bored. may i be overcaffinated and sugar high, what do you care. you are just something to write in and to future reference myself to look and have a boogie wonderland laugh at. somehow by that i feel humilliated but then again over the sky at the moment, thank you. i miss my boyfriend khalid terribly and i am trying to study for two exams one after the other as i missed my exam today morning with the excuse of herpes zost. i do not have a sexually transmitted disease as you may think "herpes" a sexual transmitted disease but it is the shingles. i got the shingles people. please do not be afraid to touch me. let me discuss to you what i have learnt today in studying. interpersonal communication is a communication that involves two people. it has a dyadic effect which is i don't know i cant remember what and it is a two way function unlike the media where the source only comes from one end, an institution. yeah i figured it by now. im so gonna fail. anyways let me tell you about my other exam, public relations. a basic outline of a PR model. err... SHIT. i forgot. i hope you've learnt something valuable today, nicola and the people who read. please study like a month beforehand. don't do it the hours before or survive the concequences of living a nicola yapp life. but at heart i know you'd want to. blogged and feeling stupid, probably the after effect of studying that has no effect. later.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
may i place your order
welcome to my november post. sorry i missed octobers but not as if many of you cared anyway. turned 20 last month and i'm excited as a bitch to be going to thailand mmm think of the iheas! shit yes. exams are soon and today is my 10 loving month anneversary. soon i will be 21 and i will want to get married and have several children and swim in the red sea because i'd want to. i don't like to promote that i blog because secretly in my heart i think blogging is gay. i'd like to now get up and brush my teeth but i cant be fucked but i'll do it anybecause i am who i am and i will get dolled up because i feel the need. i will then paint my nails and play with my guitar like slash. my dream and goal in life is to be a hiphoppie from the ghetto like my husband but i love the shirt that says "i hate hip hop". i love my husband to bits and we're on our ten months. i'd like to have kids with khalid and i want my kids to be named mika, ezra, meeqa and hayden. please don't take them away from me as it's been in my head for ages to name my kids with the names that i've just given. furthermore i'd like to own a planet and kill all the insects because i hate insects, bugs everything thats tiny and moves. i hate maggots and i hate worms and slugs they creep the shit out of me. i had a dream last night that i'd like to share but unfortunaetly i can't as i don't reemember it. i'm still hunting for feefy but hello i don't think she's coming back. anyways so much for a november post. see you in brunei.
Monday, September 12, 2005
hello september.
hello my children. nice to know the peeps who read the blog and do not bother to tag. HI MAWI! even if you don't know me show me some lurrv. okay thanks! i'll love you forever and ever. people coutresy please. pleas don't rape the blog and not show any love ='( hahaha ladies and gentlemen, i have an announcement. bling bling. yes, as i am now presently unattached, i would like you my darling potentials to have the privilege of sending your CV and a cover letter attached with a medical certificate of a gential check up to be sure that you are clear of STD's/. all emails to nicola.is.sexy.in.the.morning@gmail.com thankees. well. erm. i don't think my break up is that official would you call it official if one party decides to not co-ordinate? or left the geng? what why how who when. how do i do this. all i've known for 8 months, argh someone stab me please. i miss himmmmmejhfv2gh3edlfuregf so who's going to bali to visit the bombings at the end of the year? I AM. thinking of extending that tattoo instead of just that vertical oval it would look so much nicer a triangle. no? YES I THINK SO. anyways i have one bung eye. my right eye. i woke up this morning and it looked fat as cheekys eye. so WHO"S GOT BEEF>? telemarketing interview tomorrow, i think i've got a sexy persuasive voice. don't you? wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutever! oh and and. haddy's girlfriend. is cool. she's my new lai. hahahaha ay ay ayyyy, laiiiiaaaa. visit her blog and give her some luuuuvings. like you do for me. yeah yeah yeah sure. i bet you she gets more loving than all of you COMBINED! anyways carrie's at- http://tha-chiqs.diaryland.com which makes me wonder, my darling scientists, why do i blog. FEE FEE!!!!!!!!! grrr! it's all feef let's hunt her down. i hear she;s been hanging out at the studio. people call the BKN. ambush in the night~ you know bob marley. yeah he;s my daddy;s friend. they smoke pot together. SPOT THE POT with a parang. HAHAHA :D oh i love this/. a monroe piercing looks so hot. i want one. ? bye?
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
hi. god hates me.
august has been a hellhole. i hate august. god damn. god hates me. i'm still an illegal immigrant and my nail polish is chipping like a bastard. argh. all i need all i want is my god damn visa and a job and have NZD2000 by mid november then i'll be a happy wee turd from hell baking cupcakes for the nation to eat so that i can watch them smuggle my cupcakes in their big clothes to feed their family. i have decided that i want to be a housekeeper for a hotel as a part time job. let's look on the bright side. i'll wear a nice uniform like them sexy ones on tee vee then do my work out and lose weight by doing work then in the end get paid for it. so it's a win win situation. a good work out and get paid for it oh yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah right. HI MAWI. XOXO hahaha. please lick your computer's monitor screen. where is feefee. god damn this woman. werd is that she left for brunei to be the second wife of a really old man. i hear he;s born and raised in the jungle. beware o fefee the bulu bulu/ by the way feef if you have queen glasko on your msn list she's got a picture on her display that looks just like you. okay im off, im going to now call the ministry of justice to ask for a place in parliament. let's hope i run for senator. toodles. hmm wait. what does the ministry of justice have to do with parliament? yeah yeah i'll look up the prime minister's name on the phone book. laidies and gentleman, bringing you the prime minister of new zealand .....helen clark. god she;s sexy. 
Sunday, July 24, 2005
yuu huu. nicola never fails to inspire =D
hello chookiesssssssssssss im baccccccccccccckkkkkkkkk.
8:30 in the morn and i just got back raaaa my boyfriend isn't gonna be happy. gaaahha popped into an indian club last night and whoo haaa indians ! \0/ i swear somewhere last night i had a bindi on my forehead. punjabo bABY! YEA! feefer had a birthday a week ago man she turned like 29. oldfart. one more year and you'll have to start thinking about menopause man.gahahahaha y'know i love u feeeeeeefer. WINK*! anyways, if any of you were wondering christchurch was a beaut. good G, P and E. woo baby yeah. get me? yeah kisses to my public i'm a hero. and so here's christchurch in a story. one day two idiots  got inspired by harold and kumar and decided to be hippies and hitch hike from christchurch to timaru to eat BKFC.  and got picked up by an old lady, martha.  who thought that the hitchhiking idiots were her lost children and decided to beat them up for hitch hiking. but poor ol marthy couldn't move because she had arthiritis. but this one particular idiot tried to run but, twisted her ankle, fell and broke her forehead.  ..as for the other, she ran like a mad bastard. while doing the jet. she took a photo of the unfortunate boogiewomen that frolick around christchurch's streets with a trolley from briscoes. they haunt me until today.  the idiot who fell ........turned out a bit mad. her name is hilary. who now resides in the institution of the mentally retarded of new zealand. poor girl. let's all say a prayer for...  as for the mad bastard runner, she turned out o.kay. .. with an award winning smile.  end of story. here's a picture of a typical kiwi policewoman  and a pretty picture of me taken by jody while washing the neighbours window with a mop through my window at 8 am.  here's mccone and i doing the tango to deftones.  lastly i bring you j j j jj joooody. the mad underground vaccination nurse that gives free herion stolen from the hospital for $9.99  after reading feefs recent post with a bru on the link, reminded me that i made a post to brudirect a few days back. i'll post it to yous next time ay chickens. i think youv all had enough of my ra raahs. bythe way, has anyone seen humm the muffinman? : as a closing i would like to tell you my public that if you would like to wire me some money please feel> free my account number is 010964005922655 ......nicola yapp please. peace out HAHAHA peace out HAHAHAHAH PEACE OUT. PEACE. GAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA bye.
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